Monday, December 13, 2010
Letter To Jack Frost
I realize that you may feel like you need a vacation every now and then, and Florida is a great place to visit, but let me explain something...YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!!! People do not move to Florida for you to visit. You are scaring away the tourists that we so desperately need right now, and you may even destroy our crops. That would be terrible. I am sure everybody does not want the prices for fruits and vegetables to skyrocket because you thought it would be neat to visit Florida. Last year you killed numerous manatees and sea turtles, so you should banned from the state. I know, I know, they are sick of you up north too, but really, who blames them. You dumped them with a ton of snow, literally. Really not nice. You need to work on trying to please people and quit destroying things. You should probably see a therapist or something. Well, I gotta go make sure I have a faucet dripping so my pipes don't freeze since it is going to be in the 20's tonight. Oh, and in case you didn't know, you suck!
Posted by Michelle Saunderson at 11:03 PM