I realize that you may feel like you need a vacation every now and then, and Florida is a great place to visit, but let me explain something...YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!!! People do not move to Florida for you to visit. You are scaring away the tourists that we so desperately need right now, and you may even destroy our crops. That would be terrible. I am sure everybody does not want the prices for fruits and vegetables to skyrocket because you thought it would be neat to visit Florida. Last year you killed numerous manatees and sea turtles, so you should banned from the state. I know, I know, they are sick of you up north too, but really, who blames them. You dumped them with a ton of snow, literally. Really not nice. You need to work on trying to please people and quit destroying things. You should probably see a therapist or something. Well, I gotta go make sure I have a faucet dripping so my pipes don't freeze since it is going to be in the 20's tonight. Oh, and in case you didn't know, you suck!
Michelle
Is that a lemon tree?
ReplyDeleteWe are in Memphis, and the high is just 34 today. These Southern houses aren't made to stay warm!
OH I know it too well! I was born and raised in Orlando..as a native Floridian sometimes I feel like I should be in a museum somewhere!
ReplyDeleteBut yes, Floridians do not like extreme cold, and nor should they - it has no place in FL! :)
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ReplyDeleteAnd I agree with you about Jack Frost...he should stay away from Florida and even parts of Canada(that's where I live). I do not like the cold.
Sad Oranges! Jack frost summers here in Utah I think! we only get warm weather from june to the first of August.
ReplyDeleteHe does suck. That sad thing is he's still up here in Michigan too. It should at least get warm up here, if he's down there. It's not fair.
ReplyDeleteNot fair Michelle, not fair at all. We signed up for this, here in New England. But not the sunshine state! Keep warm!
ReplyDeleteLOL, very cute! crazy Jack Frost *
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